HAVING CHILDREN MAKES YOU BETTER PREPARED FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. (HUMOR)

Yes, you read it right. Halloween night is coming and you never know what can happen. What if there is a game of adulterated sweets and all your neighbors become walkers? Better to know that you are ready.

Being a father gives you a certain advantage before a zombie apocalypse and we will show you.

You are used to those horrible smells

Neither pepper gas nor mustard, the day they make a dirty diaper gas will be the ultimate weapon.

You can live several days without sleep

Nothing like having a newborn at home to realize that sleeping is very overrated and that you would be able to stay on duty for weeks, or almost.

Walk quietly

Walking without making noise is something you learn on the second day of having your child at home. The ninjas were trained by nursing mothers with children hypersensitive to noise, I don't tell you more. You would be able to steal a zombie's wallet, go for a queue, return the wallet without anyone knowing.

Wear the same clothes for days

You watch the zombie series and you see the protagonists with the same opa during the whole season and you think, "look, like me". Do you remember the last time you bought new clothes?

Do not wash

You know that you can spend days without a shower and that the skin does not fall apart. If there is no water, it is not a problem.

You are used to slime

You have been surrounded by little drooling beings for months and unable to say a word. The only difference between them and a walker is that they have a better color ... well, and maybe you love them and that.

Running for provisions

When you are a father, you will know that the time you have to run a message is extremely short, nothing happens, in the end you are able to adapt to it and make a purchase, pick up dye clothes and change a wheel in about seven and a half minutes.

I hope these were enough reasons to convince you that you are absolutely prepared to survive a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, so tonight you can rest easy.

Enjoy your sweets.

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